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xiaopa25:

College life of Computer Science major student!Stiles and Poetry literature lecturer! Derek
And the characters clothes have some references which comes from some fashion-matching pics :D

xiaopa25:

College life of Computer Science major student!Stiles and Poetry literature lecturer! Derek

And the characters clothes have some references which comes from some fashion-matching pics :D


s-a-w-s-buck:

I did not expect that.

s-a-w-s-buck:

I did not expect that.


seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”


drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”


Said the Oracle to the Witch… 

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.



follovved:

blazekinn:

follovved:

i may be ugly and untalented

but…?

thats all


muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.


queerpony:

I narrowly avoided death today