So… someone made a Skyrim mod where all the dragons are replaced with Thomas the Tank Engine characters and it’s the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen. (Watch the video, you won’t regret it.)
Above, the World-Eater sits in the flaming wreckage of Helgen.
someone said summarize season one of teen wolf in 10 words or less so
"How to Open a Can without a Can Opener"
The single most useful thing I have ever learned from youtube. Damn.
Now im ready for the zombie apocalypse
Oh my god why do I have to work with these people. One of them was banging on the table and I just looked over the top of my computer and she stopped mid sentence and was like “oh my god I’m so sorry” bUT SHE AND THE OTHER GIRL ARE STILL PRETTY MUCH SCREAMING AND BANGING ON THE TABLE ARGH I BETTER GET A DIFFERENT SHIFT NEXT SEMESTER OR I’M CARTWHEELING OUT THE WINDOW
Arrrrrgh the girls I work with are chattering and I actually wanted to get a paper done during work today TT_TT
just gonna stand there and watch me burn
but thats alright because
i like the way it hurts
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
3-D food printer makes perfect pizza
Natural Machines says its Foodini will soon be printing homemade pizza in your kitchen, and it’s just one of many 3-D food printers in development.
pizza food science!!!!
#you wouldn’t download a pizza